20 Reasons Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

- Cucumbers stay hard for a week
- One cucumber doesn't get jealous if you grab another cucumber
- Cucumbers are at least 25cm long
- A cucumber doesn't spend all evening in front of the TV
- A cucumber can stay up all night
- Cucumbers never make you sleep on the wet spot
- A cucumber can't make you pregnant
- With a cucumber you don't have to fake it
- You can safely enjoy a cucumber while driving
- Cucumbers don't smoke in bed
- They don't leave a bad taste in the mouth
- When you've finished with a cucumber you can still have salad
- You can share a cucumber with friends
- You can have more than one cucumber and not feel guilty
- If you want another cucumber you don't need a lawyer
- You can have a cucumber during lunchbreak
- Cucumbers don't talk about things they can't understand
- A cucumber doesn't come home drunk in the middle of the night
- With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry
- Cucumbers don't come to early
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Happy Valentine's Day!